ELMOLUKO WINNER OF THE YEAR 2009/10 [24 Apr @ 11:00pm]

what happens at cfc,stays at cfc,and in tyms chandlers case less said,only a minor situation of course!! CONGATS TYM - your award a cuddly donkey will be nice to snuggle up to at bedtimes im sure,from all at cfc well done mate!!

cinderella chandler [17 Apr @ 11:00pm]

only game that i can remember a player that embarrased heked to be subd!! why- tym coulnt stand up in his boots,he might have well been wearing flippers the amount of times he was on the floor-kids! taxi for cinders!

tyms not dirty [10 Apr @ 11:00pm]

not only can this boy run into a brick wall,dob his best mate in all the time,and wear pink gloves and blue tights,he gets phonecall from his mum just before kickoff,hes gotta go out for dinner so can only play 30 miins of footy in a game that without him game,cfc only have 10 players! tym makes the decision not to play at all,in case he gets dirty for the meal-KIDS!

managers senior moment [3 Apr @ 11:00pm]

putting the shirts out for the players in the home dressing room,cfc manger jim is staggered to see old campaigner gary halliday come through the door." Your hard man to get hold of" said Jim,! i did text you said Gary.Jim checks his phone,there it was,gary halliday text,see ya sunday!! oppps!

no where man philips [28 Mar @ 12:00am]

no show from sam,the old mobile phone excuse came out,his saturday manager told me hed had same problem! hmmmmmm!

legs knott [21 Mar @ 12:00am]

Every goalkeepers nightmare,harmless shot,coulld collect in his sleep! ball goes through jeffs arms,through his legs and into the net! no hiding place!

dennis the menace [14 Mar @ 12:00am]

Its been said many times in the home dressing room,that dennis could give Jeff a run for his money between the sticks! and on this day he certainly did,the gifted midfielder found himself on the goal line tipping the ball over the bar,some said sitting on jeffs shoulders as there short lads! NEVERMIND DEN!

shank antrobus [7 Mar @ 12:00am]

Its unusual for the man of the match to get the elmoluko award,but when you miss a open goal only just a little less embarrassingly than simons in the last game,you deserve it! he was subbed moments later!

jigsaw mccutcheon [14 Feb @ 12:00am]

It was a day like no other,cfc turning up unusually with a bare 11,includin a injured a simon mccutcheon (some said he feined injury knowing he would be put up front to flick headers on,that being all he could do!) for one moment,and one moment only,simon foprgot about the pain(say no more),one on one with the keeper,took it round him,and from a yard out MISSED! defenders clearence was the cry!!

mummys boy deano [7 Feb @ 12:00am]

Is there a anything more embarrassin for a player,than his mum walking into his bedroom,nearly tripping over his porn mags+kebeb,having to wake him up with shouts of "deany,deany wakey wakey rise and shine,its 1010am and you should be at footy" errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr it could have been given to josh turner,who like dean,was late,just making kickoff,and within minutes had to leave the field of play to umm lay a cable! apologies to H'don twn groundstaff! deano got the vote-just!

paddy chandler [17 Jan @ 12:00am]

Young Tym was promised a free kick by manager Jim Hardwick(although what he didnt no was,he was only allowed to take one if catworth were 10-0 up in the game) Cfc got a freekick,tym looked over,jim shook his head.Umm theres nothing more funnier than young Tym,storming away from the ball,in his pink gloves+blue tights,sorry tym lol!

" whos that girl" [13 Dec @ 12:00am]

Sam has night before memory loss,say no more!!!

The boys not so merry with Jeff [15 Nov @ 12:00am]

Secretary drops a clanger [1 Nov @ 12:00am]

The hospitality at Catworth fc has always been top notch,welcoming oposition teams etc.while making drinks for everyone at half time secretary andy woodham,whos well known for having a steady hand-(noticebly keeping it in his pocket at the bar! ) dropped the drinks jug onto the floor smashing it to pieces! for reasons above i dont think hes payed for a replacement yet,so hopefully the Catworth comittee wont be reading this anytime soon!

First Winner Announced... [7 Sep @ 8:49am]

The winner of the first Catworth F.Cs El Mulo Loco award was none other than Jim 'rules' Hardwick for being late for his first competitive game in charge......

G awarded El Mulo..... [13 Sep @ 11:00pm]

Graeme Kidd becomes the 2nd winner of the prestigous EL MULO LOCO award after his spectacular miss,from 6 yards,during the weekends game at Eaton Warriors. He would like to thank everybody concerned for making this possible but was not available for comment.......

Coops scoops Award... [25 Sep @ 10:41pm]

Gordon Cooper became the 3rd recipient of the award following his spectacular goal against his own side....

do you believe in god-after this probably not!! [28 Sep @ 11:00pm]

Dennis Squires - yes god himself can miss from 3 yards,we are all now worthy!

Dramatic winner in the Cup.......... [6 Oct @ 3:43pm]

Our ever reliable John Henson was awarded for his outstanding volleyed goal with the EL MULO.........next time put it in the right net John.....

cap[tain marvel strikes again! [10 Oct @ 11:00pm]

club captain Glenn symons,tried blaming his lateness on club secretary Andy Woodham,when both stories didnt match,there was only one outcome,the richest man in the club had to pay!sorry Glenn!

Mean,moody,Every now and then magnificent! [17 Oct @ 11:00pm]

Spat dummy out in warm-dowm + walked off,changed not doing nets,claimed by tex to have done his cruciate,and was to be out for a month,only to be texting again to be fit and well within two weeks for a return-(rumour had it he went over to R H lions to try and sign on for them,and got turned down!!)-blinding Josh!

the ground opens up for wazza [24 Oct @ 11:00pm]

wazza like his sidekick Tym chandler will go down in Catworth folk-law! coming on in the second half,young wazza was let loose up front.Within minutes of being on the pitch,young brittany let fly with a shot that Tym would have been proud of! ball droping over his shoulder,defenders trailing in his wake,only the keeper to beat,wazza kicked the floor,fell over,and the ball carried onto the keeper! taxi for wazza!

give that man a bucket mr hardwick [22 Nov @ 12:00am]

Reading this would not be for the faint hearted,so all thats needs to be said is how to see a kebab and guiness or 10 in reverse after a night out with the club secretarys uncle - YUK!